Bollywood Gossip

Wo apni B.V se ye keh k door chala gaya
“FARAZ”
Dosti door ki achi
Roti Tandoor ki achi
Daal masoor ki achi
B.V GHAFOOR ki achi
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Muhalle ki Larkiyan hai kuch Naraz
Q K
Aitikaf me beth gya hai farazzzzz…..
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Ankon mein kuch nami thi
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Mujh mein shayed Vitamin ke kami thi
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Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke FARAZ
Wo Kambakhat meri
Girl Friend ki [...]

A poem for bachelor BOYS!!!
Aisi apni wife ho,5”5? jis ki hight ho,
Jeans jis ki tight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight me thori light ho,
Thori C wo quiet ho,
Beauty mai b all right ho,
Favourite color white ho,
Make up thora sa light ho,
Zulfain dynamite ho,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
Jaisay coke diet ho,
Sarri pehan [...]

A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :
First is to find out the similarities
& second is to respect the differences.
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“Bura Dost ‘koila’ jesa hota hay
Jab ‘koila’ Garam hota hay
To Hath jala deta hay
Or jab ‘koila’ Thanda hota hay
to Hath kala kar deta hai
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Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain ..
Jisay hum chor [...]

Tera taluq mere lye aik tohfa hai khuda ka jo
kabi na tooty wo rishta hai wafa k
Hum tujko kabhi bhula na saken ge…..
Tuj se rishta hai aesa jesy hath aur dua ka
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Teri ik Dua k Jwab men,
kya likhon k Hath Uthe huwe hen Swal ko,
Tuje Rb kbi na Malal de,
Tuje Rb kbi na Zwal de,
Teri [...]

Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
-Garam ho
-Tez ho Meethi ho
-Doodh jyada ho
-5 minute mein taiyyar ho and
-Raat bhar sone na de
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Girl: Xcuse me brother thats my seat.
Boy: OK but i m not ur brother. My father never touched ur mom
Girl: True, but my father did.
Moral:
Lahori Bachi….
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Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT:
1. I miss [...]

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya
Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?
Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo
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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se .
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Teacher: [...]

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
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Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
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Let’s test the way u think.
Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH
Did u read the pen is in my mouth?
no u didn’t. Pass it on cock sucker!!
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Objection to Newton’s gravitational law
by the great philospher Pappu.
“The last drop of susu does not obey
the force of gravity until u shake the nono.”
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MBBS Professor: The sperm is made of glucose.
The same material [...]

SHAKESPEAR Said:
‘I Always FeelHappy..You know..Why…?
I Don’t Expect Anything from Anyone…
Because..,
Expectations Always Hurts’…!
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Silence and Smile are two powerful tools,
Smile is the way to “”solve”” many problems and
Silence is the way to “”avoid”” many problems…….!
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“A Beautiful Girl cannot give you a Beautiful Future
ButA Beautiful Future can give you many Beautiful Girls”
(Hitler)
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Life is a Rope that Swings us [...]

Shakspare said:
“I remember him not as the one who broke my heart
But I remember him as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart.”
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Hurt a true heart as many times as u want,
it wont stop LOVING u
Bt if u cheat a true heart,
it wont hurt or hate u , bt it [...]