A poem for bachelor BOYS!!!

Aisi apni wife ho,5”5? jis ki hight ho,
Jeans jis ki tight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight me thori light ho,
Thori C wo quiet ho,
Beauty mai b all right ho,
Favourite color white ho,
Make up thora sa light ho,
Zulfain dynamite ho,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
Jaisay coke diet ho,
Sarri pehan kar jab chalay,
Lagay Paris ki flight ho,

Agar aisi apni wife hoTo kiya haseen life ho.

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Girl: What you’ll do, if I die?
Boy (naughtily said): I’ll be happy.
Next day he got news of girl’s death & she left a letter for him,
“I can do anything to make you happy”

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Wafadaar hain wafa karain gay,

Jaan mango fida karain gay,

Sirf 1 larki ka number send kar do,

Namazi log hain dua karain gay

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Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi
Me Bolta & w0 Sunti thi
Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani
w0 Bolti & Me Sunta tha
Ab w0 Mri BV hy
Hm 2no Bolte hn
Pura MOHALA snta hy…..

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Kitabo k panno ko palat k sochta hu
u palat jaye meri zindagi to kya bat hai,
khwabo me roz milti hai jo
hakikat me aaye to kya bat hai

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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

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