Interesting DeFinitions !
SCHOOL :
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays.
LiFe Insurnce :
A Contract that keeps u poor all ur liFe so that u can die Rich.
Doctor :
A person who kills ur ills by pills, & kills u by bills.
Marriage :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman [...]
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Cutest Story Ever
kid:mom i luv u more dan u love me
Mom:how can u pruv dis my son
Kid:bcuz u’ve 2 sons n i’ve only 1 mother.
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When I Close My Eyes I See You
When I Open My Eyes I Hope I See You
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I Know You are not Near to me
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But I Feel You in every where every Thing
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God Bless You EVER
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Hatoon may aik qalam dabye
khoni ko ghutnoo’n pay takaye
palkoo’n per resham Khawab sajye
Dil may aik Asha si jagye
aur aanchal ko sar per jamaye
aik Pagal larki
pharo’n kisi ko sochti hai
har pal har dam chonkti hai
mann hi mann may ro dati hai
phir lamha bhar kuch sochti hai
or khud hi khud hans dati hai
aik pagal larki
“drivE KiLLER”
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Dost  dost nai
Dowaye ki DWA hota hai
Mehsos tab hota hai
Jub wo Juda hota hai
Bina Dost jena saza hota hai
Aur Dost  Acha ho tu RABB ki ATTA hota hy
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Sweet sa weather dekh kr apne sweet
se dost ki sweet si yaad aye,
to socha k sweet sa sms ker don!
Ta k humare sweet se rishte men
thori sweetness aur bharr jae
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Friends are like the colour pencils ,
they colour our lives ,
I may not be your favourite COLOUR ,
But hope you will need me some where to complete ur picture
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A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :

First is to find out the similarities

& second is to respect the differences.
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If a drop falls on lake,it loses its identity.
If it falls on a rose,it shines.
If it falls on a shell,it becomes a pearl.
The drop is same but company matters.
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Use this In Your Life
Talk———Softly
Walk———Humbly
Eat———-Sensibly
Breathe——Deeply
Sleep——–Sufficiently
Dress——–Smartly
Act———-Fearlessly
Work———Patiently
Think——–Truthfully
Believe——Correctly
Behave——-Decently
Learn——–Practically
Plan———Orderly
Earn———Honestly
Save———Regularly
Spend——–Intelligently
Love——–UR NAME—–Passionately
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A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons:
First is to find out the similarities &
second is to respect the differences.
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In a mirror
we find a reflection
of our appearances
But
in heart
we find a reflection of
our soul
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Music is the language of the spirit.
It opens the secret of life
bringing peace, abolishing strife.
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The mind is like a clock
That is constantly running down …
It has to be wound
Up daily with good thoughts …
Don’t go through life,
Grow through life
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The winners of life’s game aren’t those
who have never tasted failure
But
Those who have tasted failure
again and again but never give up
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Progress has little to do with the speed, But much to do with direction. So always concentrate on your direction, Not on the speed
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A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!
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Memories play a confusing role.
They make u laugh when u
remember da time u cried 2gether.
But make u cry when u
remember the time u laughed 2gethr
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4 Blessed ways of living:
1st,
Look back & Thank God.
2nd,
Look forward & Trust God
3rd,
Look around & serve God.
4th,
Look within & Find God..!!
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Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.
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There is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISH.
but when u love a right person,u r COMPLETE.
and when u love a wrong person,u r FINISHED.
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Distances never separate any relation,
time never builds any relation.
If feelings r true from heart,
then friends r always friends forever!
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Never blame any day in ur life. Gud days gives u happiness, bad days gives u experience, worst days gives u a lesson. All r essential for life. So, enjoy every day.
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Silent lips may avoid many problems and Smiling lips will solve many problems. So, always have a cute little smile on your face.
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Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy &
live life & make each moment beautiful…
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Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work & confidence.
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Never search your happiness in others, which will make you to feel alone. Search it in urself. You’ll feel happy even when you are left alone.
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Happines is like a butterfly which,
When pursued, is always beyond our grasp,
but
If you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you
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The man who is always smiling doesn’t means that he has no problem, but the smile shows that he has the ability to overcome all the Problems.
Keep Smiling
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Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for yoU but life is living for someone who lives because of you
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Life is never measured by the years u hav, but by the carying u do,
the cheer and love u shared, and the happy people whose hearts u hav touched.

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