Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
-Garam ho
-Tez ho Meethi ho
-Doodh jyada ho
-5 minute mein taiyyar ho and
-Raat bhar sone na de

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Girl: Xcuse me brother thats my seat.
Boy: OK but i m not ur brother. My father never touched ur mom
Girl: True, but my father did.
Moral:
Lahori Bachi….

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Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT:
1. I miss u.
2. Main jhoot nhi bolti.
3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon.
4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi.
5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.(Dis line iz 100% true)
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.
7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi.
8.Mujhe kuch nhi pata.
9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay [...]

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Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai
Express news: har larki per nazar;)

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Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

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Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!

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Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain…

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Ek larka ,Ek larki
..AHA
Aadhi raat ko
..OHO
Jungle main
..Wah Wah
Jhaari k peche
..OUII
Sab se chup k
..UFF!
Daba Daba k
..HAW!
Aaam Kha rahay they..HAHAHAHA!

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Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge.

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1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono’n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota …

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Full form of Boys.
B= Badmahshiyon mein sab se aagay.
O= Olloo ki tarah raat mein jaagay.
Y= Yaarian nibhate jaan laga ke.
S= Shareef sirf Maa Baap ke aagay.

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Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget
the Bitterness of the break up.
Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them
forget the Sweetness of the girl….

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Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?
Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longi
Girl: agar me mar gayi to?
Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rahlonga

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A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?

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BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!
Girl . Tum asey wesey harket to nahen karogay?
Boy . Nahi
Girl. Phir rahnedo kiya faida !

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You Know Why
The Speling Of Women Starts With W?
Because All Quetions In The World Start With W!
Such As
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife?

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If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)

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Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
.. Boy: I Love U
.. Girl: I dont Love U
.. Boy: Think again?
.. Girl: I told u No
.. Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2

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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
Of Course Girls Are First!!!
But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)

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