Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya
Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?
Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se .

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Teacher: “Why majority of South Indians are black”? Santa: “Oh ji … becoz they always watch Sun tv, Surya tv… without applying Sun screen lotion”!!!

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