Let’s test the way u think.
Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH
Did u read the pen is in my mouth?
no u didn’t. Pass it on cock sucker!!
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Objection to Newton’s gravitational law
by the great philospher Pappu.
“The last drop of susu does not obey
the force of gravity until u shake the nono.”
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MBBS Professor: The sperm is made of glucose.
The same material sugar is made of . . .
A girl raised hand: “Then why doesn’t it taste like sugar..?”
The professor’s reply was a medical masterpiece:
“My dear, that is becoz the taste buds r located on the tip of ur tongue
& not in the back [...]
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Teacher: sabse ziada CALCIUM kis DOODH main hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki main.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hison
me b jan a jati hy jin me HADDI nai hoti
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Teacher: why Buffaloes look depressed
when they give milk ?
Student: Madam if someone rubs your Boobs for 10 min
and doesn’t fuck u. How will you feel?
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Difference between
SECRETARY & PERSONAL SECRETARY…
secretary:
GOOD MORNING SIR !!
Personal Secretary:
.
.
.
.
.
Oh my GOD , its morning Sir !!!!
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Thought of the day
we all like to spend lots of money on new clothes..!!
But…
Have you ever realised that the best moments in LIFE are enjoyed wihtout colthes.
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Americans ki taraki ka raz:
woh kam ko dimagh mein or lun ko phudi mein rakhtey hai…
hum pakistani phudi ko dimagh mein or kam ko LUN per rakhty hain
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Arz kia hai.
Hum apki judai mein Ro rahe hain
zara ghor se sunye ga
Or aap hain k Bund OONCHI kr k so rahe hai ??
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Aap ko meri Taraf se
.
Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se,
.
or mere area walo ki taraf se,
.
Or 16 Caror Pakistanio ki taraf se
.
.
.
” UNGAL ”
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A Mouse Doing Sex with an Elephant
Under a Coconut tree, Sudddenly Coconut falls on elephant’s head.
Elephant shouted with PAIN.
Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY
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Dhoti k 4 Anmol faiday:
1. Sardi ho tu uper orh lo,
2. Garmi ho tu neechey bicha lo
3.Nokri kerni ho to peechey se Utha lo,
4.na kerni ho to agey se utha lo.
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why dogs dont marry,
think
?
?
becoz they are already leading a dogs life…
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Munna ne raat ko DAD ko MOM k sath Sex karty howay daikha,
Subho howi to Munna MUTH mar raha tha k Dad ne daikh liay aur pocha ye kiya kar rahy ho?
Munna bola “MUNNA apna kam khud karta hai kisi ki MAA nahi CHODTA”
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Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya
Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?
Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”
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Aftr Suhagrat
Major Rohail:
Tumhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
.
Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thi
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Bubbli:
Maa aj me ne ek larke ko
Bewakoof bnaya
Anti Misba:
Wo Kese?
Bubbli:
Main ne us ka 500 ka note
Apni sandal me chupa lya
Ur wo 2 ghante meri brazier mei
Dhoondta rha
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Jiju ur Bubbli
Jiju:
Main tumhare lye CHRIYAN lya hu
.
Bubbli:
App khud he pehna dein
.
Jiju:
Tumhari baji ne tumhare lye
New BRAZIER b bheja hai
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Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?
Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI
ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya
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A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said:
He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,
need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So [...]
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After Election Ex PM of India
ManMohan Said:
“Ye to Sonia g ka Hath hai werna is
Umar (Age) mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha”
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A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?
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Tchr: why did you laugh?
Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra
Tchr: Get out of class for a week
2nd Boy laugh
Tchr: why did u laugh?
Boy: i saw both straps
Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth
she bent down to pick chalk
Little jony started walking out
Tchr: y r u going out?
jony-wat i just SAW , I THINK My school [...]
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Light off honay par
London: Oh no..!
Washington : What is this.?
Karachi: phir chali gai..
Fasialabad : oo gai aa..
Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di..
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what is real tension?
1 larki ne apse lift mangi.
raste me uski Tabiat kharab hogai ,
Ap use hospital le gye.
DOCTOR bola:
Ap bap ban’ne wale ho.
AP bole:
Me iska bap nai !
phir larki se pucha
LArki boli:
YeHi Baap hai
Police aye,
APka medical check up hua
Report aye k ap to Kabhi bap hi nai ban sakthe
Ap ne khuda [...]
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Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon
“faraz”
jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.
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How does a cricket comentator explain a girl without clothes?
No cover , No extra cover , silly points , 2 fine legs.
A deep gali & some little grass on da pitch
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