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Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya
Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?
Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo
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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se .
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Teacher: [...]

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
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Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
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Let’s test the way u think.
Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH
Did u read the pen is in my mouth?
no u didn’t. Pass it on cock sucker!!
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Objection to Newton’s gravitational law
by the great philospher Pappu.
“The last drop of susu does not obey
the force of gravity until u shake the nono.”
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MBBS Professor: The sperm is made of glucose.
The same material [...]

SHAKESPEAR Said:
‘I Always FeelHappy..You know..Why…?
I Don’t Expect Anything from Anyone…
Because..,
Expectations Always Hurts’…!
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Silence and Smile are two powerful tools,
Smile is the way to “”solve”” many problems and
Silence is the way to “”avoid”” many problems…….!
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“A Beautiful Girl cannot give you a Beautiful Future
ButA Beautiful Future can give you many Beautiful Girls”
(Hitler)
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Life is a Rope that Swings us [...]

Shakspare said:
“I remember him not as the one who broke my heart
But I remember him as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart.”
¤~>TÉ@R§
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Hurt a true heart as many times as u want,
it wont stop LOVING u
Bt if u cheat a true heart,
it wont hurt or hate u , bt it [...]

Read this slowly
“LIFEISNOWHERE”
what did u read?
Life is No whereorlife is Now here!
Just a beautiful line 2 say:
“Life depends on the way we look at it”.
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Life is a great travel trip…
Problem is that:
It doesnt come with a map
We’ve to search our own ways
to reach the Destinations…!
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Luck is like sand in handsit ll sneak out through fingers,
No [...]

Friendship is a collection of hearts,
ready 2 give, share and understand. It
never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a
friend…
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I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I
Promised to be Your friend Till I find it…. Now did you know how long i need [...]

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Alpha Protocol (2010/RUS/ENG)

Alpha Protocol (2010/RUS/ENG)
Year: 2010
Genre: Action (Shooter) / 3D / 1st Person
Language: Russian, English
Voice set Language: English
Size: 9.97 GB
Year: 2010
Genre: Action (Shooter) / 3D / 1st Person
Developer: Obsidian Entertainment
Platform: PC
Publisher: SEGA
Publisher in Russia: 1C-SoftKlab
Release date: May 28, 2010
Release date in Russia: 28 May 2010
Publication Type: license
Language: Russian, English
Voice set Language: English
Tabletka: absent
Size: 9.97 GB
Description: [...]